Dear Current and Future Employers,
The authors of this post have never done drugs. Even though marijuana has the reputation of being “lightweight,” “nonaddictive,” “natural,” and “fun,” we wouldn’t want to jeopardize our careers in media and the arts by doing something as reckless as smoking ganja. We realize how dangerous it is to joke about something as serious as narcotics, especially with the youths of America on the Internet, and the War on Terror, and the recession, and Obama’s betrayal. But we feel that if we can’t laugh at the handful of Beatniks smoking funny cigarettes in their parents basement, then are we really free? The authors of this post believe not.
With this in mind, we took the liberty of reading a site that we feel the NSA should immediately shut down: erowid.com. Referencing their testimonials section, we studied the habits and behaviors of “weed smokers” and pretended that they were us or we were them: hanging out in an apartment in Brooklyn, just getting high and listening to music. Here are the music recommendations we came up with, selected from the assumed vantage point of non-violent criminals. You should read and listen while you’re drunk, it’s seriously like twice as great!
Update: Spotify playlist is here.
1. Hype Williams – “Blue Dream”
2. Hawkwind – “Silver Machine”
3. HEALTH – “Lost Time (Pictureplane Remix)
4. Dr. Buzzard’s Original Savannah Band – Sunshower
5. oOoOO – Mumbai
6. The Lounge Lizards – The Voice of Chunk
7. The Present Moment – Million to One
8. Monster Magnet- Twin Earth
9. Toro y Moi – Still Sound
10. Led Zeppelin – In the Light
11. Modern Witch – Black Curtains
12. Dr. Octagon – Blue Flowers
13. Crocodiles – I Wanna Kill
14. Brightblack Morning Light – Everybody Daylight
15. Zach Hill – Burner in the Face
16. DJ Shadow – Organ Donor
17. Antibalas – Hypocrite
18. Electric Wizard – Dopethrone
19. A Place to Bury Strangers – So Far Away
20. Dr. John – I Walk on Guilded Splinters
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