Remember that Robert Zemeckis movie about the kid who goes to the North Pole on a train? There’s a hobo in it named Glacier Gulch, or maybe Hobo Glacier Gulch. Tom Hanks played the train. I think it was called The Christmas Train?

When Stephen Spielberg saw that movie, he was like “Guys, this CGI is pretty creepy, and it totally diminishes the source material, but I can make it creepier/more diminishy.” So he started working on a movie version of the beloved comic Tintin, which is about an intrepid Belgian reporter who eats lots of waffles and has a dog named Snowy who is a white supremacist (note: I have never read Tintin, but once heard someone complain about it at college.)

Here’s the trailer! I have no idea what the plot of the movie is, but it has lots of CGI explosions and creepy CGI people and pets. More like Stephen CGIberg!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddiKjC_4BOo

 

Also, it turns out Snowy is a wirehaired fox terrier! They are my favorite dogs because they are adorable and always up to something (also: hypoallergenic!). Here is a video of a wirehaired fox terrier being awesome/not being a racist! Keep running, Poppy!

 


 
 
Become a Patron!

This post may contain affiliate links.