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Bradbury Funeral March

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Converting the act of mourning to something as abstract as a piece of instrumental music serves to further isolate it from death itself. Bradbury skips a step or two: the March IS death.

Buffy Is, After All, the Slayer of Vampires

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Like any true, pure fan of something — a fan who has lived through the lens of the object of their fandom, to a point that no one else could possibly understand — I get really stressed out when I think about all the other fans.

How Oprah, TED, and 7UP Are Ruining the World

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To the extent that anything can really ruin the world, liberalism is ruining the world.

On Not Doing Rome

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To suggest that a city or site can be “done,” like dishes, the laundry, or homework, reduces said city to the limits of the do-er’s consciousness or experience. And to suggest that reality ends with your experience is to be narrow-minded, or ignorant.

Marx’s Credit Card

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In Germany, history follows different rules: Even the losers are allowed to write their names in the book.

When Time Becomes Space

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I am never sure what it is exactly that makes Chekhov’s former Moscow apartment so entrancing. Maybe the answer is not in the aura, but in the stuff itself: the pens and blankets and desks and hardwood floors.

Revising a Novel

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Revising a novel is like having bugs in your apartment.

All Smoke, No Fire

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A list of charges against PROMETHEUS, a film that I had high expectations for; a film that broke my heart.

A Commencement Address From the Slapstick President

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Where President Obama balances between will and inevitability, we find Buster Keaton, on commencement day, not charging ahead to shape a future, but pausing, vacillating, everywhere at once. Bumbling, stumbling, crashing forward.

Picking Poppies

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Death remains in the poppy fields, away from the homes to which we inevitably return, impossible to assimilate in our minds.