In honor of the beginning of America’s second greatest sport (professional basketball, my heart belongs to thee), I thought I’d share a new series, “He’s a Great Book,” featuring foul-mouthed Bed Bath and Beyond enthusiast and Chicago White Sox Manager, Ozzie Guillen. Of course, this isn’t actually Guillen, but that’s difficult to tell. Jasbin Singh perfectly channels Guillen’s unique approach to language: one part Spanish, one part English, and thirty parts profanity, none of it remotely decipherable. Sample dialogue: “And then all kinda thing starts to happen: [indecipherable cursing].” Also, The Great Gatsby apparently ends with Nick Carraway sticking his dick in the ocean. Oh, the things I missed in English class.
The good people at Vulture note that you don’t have to be a fan of baseball to enjoy this clip and they’re right. But it does make it better. Happy baseball season! Happy spring! Go A’s!
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