by Zach Vasquez

Quentin Tarantino Keeps His Head

“Quentin Tarantino is interested in watching someone’s ear getting cut off; David Lynch is interested in the ear.” It’s a damn good line. It’s funny and it’s succinct, and it would be pretty insightful if it weren’t for the fact that it’s flat-out wrong.

The Great American Proctologist

With Roth in retirement, who will diagnose America’s ills?