by Candace Opper

SWANS CROSSING and the Makings of a Forgotten Teen Melodrama

In a world where most cultural biproducts from the nineties are revered for being so bad they’re good, I’m shocked at Swans’ relatively absent cult following. Where are the VHS trading posts? Where is the fan fiction? Why aren’t more people reminiscing the crap out of this awful show?

Five Characters in Search of a Christmas Episode

This “Christmas” episode falls comfortably under the Twilight Zone sub-category of imagined-personal-hell-that-turns-out-to-be-a-weirder-reality.